December 2011
347 posts
The Crass Menagerie: Why my Dad is kind of... →
thecrassmenagerie:
So, my dad can be kind of a salty bastard at times. Especially if he has to be in a shopping mall. He, like myself, REALLY hates shopping malls. Both of us consider them the scum of modern civilization, cesspools morons, idiots, and tweens. Anyway, we had to go today, since the only Apple store…
Fuck yeah
“It will be okay… you can just use your power to turn my cum into water and then...”
– like bumblebees.
bumblebees.
(via ohdearwhatisthisbadsmut)
What, just…. what omg
the laughing, I can’t make it stop
YOU GUYS, GUYS, REALLY GUYS,
YOU HAVE TO READ THIS IT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS
http://www.zug.com/live/88831/The-Schoolgirl-Roleplaying-Experiment.html
certain trumpets THIS MEANS YOU
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So let me tell you about my day
I fucking killed a Dragon
dignityrefined:
trisha7531:
pupcat:
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When attractive people make ugly faces it just...
omfgsomepersonactually:
But when I make an ugly face; it’s like:
I can't play Skyrim and be on Tumbler at the same...
I just spent an hour on here trying to see all the posts I missed and spent an hour without making a dent. I could have used that hour playing Skyrim before it has to be ripped from me and I go to work from 12 -7
I swear to God if there are as many people in Game Stop as there were the day after Christmas I’m going to murder someone.
Also I hope whoever was opening finished stickering...
thecarefree:
artie-kirkland:
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“How was your Christmas, girl? Tell me about it. I’ll listen. What’d your...”
– Toby Turner - EASY DIAMONDS (Minecraft 94) - 26th December, 2011 (via fyeahtobyturnerquotes)
